I’M NOT PROCRASTINATING. >>;

Okay, meme time! I think I only use this journal for meme-ness at times when I should be studying, so boy, am I staying in character. Heh.

So~ the rules were to pick twelve characters and number them, then read the questions and substitute as needed.

I picked these guys~

1. Aeris
2. Sephiroth
3. Castiel
4. Zack
5. Cloud
6. Tao
7. Tyler
8. Sam
9. Dean
10. Cid
11. Vinnie
12. Angeal

Also, the Supernatural guys are in there ‘cause I wanted to see what sort of horrible things I could scar myself with. Heh. ^^ I’m gonna sub the names in to kill number-induced confusion.

.... Huh. No girls. Sorry, Aerith! You shallt be included next time!

1. Have you ever read a Tao/Vincent fic? Do you want to?

Nope. And uh, that depends on whether I could get through the whole thing without busting my stomach laughing.


2. Do you think Zack is hot? How hot?

Zack - I am SCORCHING, BABY!

Yoda - ... I rest my case.


3. What would happen if Angeal got Sam pregnant?

...... I honestly thought I’d last longer than three questions. Fuck, my EYES. DX


4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Dean?

[link] This one, definitely. And dozens of others.


5. Would Sephiroth and Tao make a good couple?

Uh... *scratches head* I have no idea, at least, not without either Aeris or Zack’s help. Either way, it’d be hot.


6. Cloud/Dean or Cloud/Cid? Why?

Here I go again. DX

... I think the former is the lesser of two evils, though.


7. What would happen if Tyler walked in on Sephiroth and Angeal having sex?

The fallout would resemble the aftermath of an atomic bomb detonating.


8. Make up a summary for a Castiel/Cid fic.

“There are nightmares, and then there are /nightmares/. This story is one of the latter.”


9. Is there any such thing as Aeris/Sam fluff?

I bloody well hope not, because only Katy, Sky and I are allowed to let Aerismoose out of the cupboard and I don’t even have a Sammymoose.


10. Suggest a title for a Tyler/Angeal hurt/comfort fic.

Hang on, I’ll grab one we’ve already roleplayed; ‘Adoption’. There. Will that do?


11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Zack to deflower Aeris?

I don’t think I’d need a plot device, really. They’d do it anyway. If Tyler wasn’t there, I mean.


12. Does anyone on your friends list read Tyler slash?

Yup.


13. Does anyone on your friends list read Castiel het?

I don’t think so. Do you, Mango? Naw.

I would shake my head at you if that was the case.


14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Vincent?

Yup~


15. Would anyone on your friends list write Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud?

*coughs* Hah. I swear to the Planet this pairing was a coincidence. And the answer is YES. We’re guilty as charged. *preens*


16. What might Cid scream at a moment of great passion?

Pfft. Who says Vinnie lets him make a sound? Ickle!Sephy has to sleep sometime, you know.


17. If you wrote a song-fic about Castiel, which song would you choose?

The Truth Beneath the Rose - Within Temptation


18. If you wrote a Aeris/Tao/Angeal fic, what would the warnings be?

AVERT YER EYES.


19. What might be a good pick-up line for Sephiroth to use on Cid?

First of all: Sephiroth. Pick-up lines. *does not compute*
Second of all: Sephiroth and Cid. * really does not compute*
Third of all: no. Just... no.


20. When was the last time you read a fic about Cloud?

This afternoon; Midgar: The Soap.


21. What is Tao's super-secret kink?

*scratches head* Hang on, I think Sky wrote this down somewhere...

*finds fic* ... *is saddened* Tao’s weren’t included. Oh wells. Moar research is required.


22. Would Vincent shag Dean? Drunk or sober?

... I dunno if Vinnie gets frisky enough while pissed to go at it with a total stranger. Even if said stranger is hot. Dean, on the other hand, is oftentimes a manwhore. Sky, what does Vinniemoose say?

... hang on, I doubt there’d be any shagging because Cid and Castiel would step in. Forcefully. The collateral damage would rival that of a cyclone’s. Unfortunately, then we have drunk!CHAOS battling it out Castiel, and Dean and Cid exchanging insults. That much egotism could not be contained in one room. Or one country.

So, no. NO. RARGH.


23. If Castiel and Tyler get together, who tops?

*tries not to think of the mental images* *serious face* Well, on the one hand, Castiel has the whole ‘I am an angel of the Lord and I can smite your bitch up’ thing going for him, and on the other, Tyler would probably get pissy if he was going to be topped. Unless he deserved it, as a sort of punishment. And even then he’d bitch. So, uh.

And Castiel isn’t exactly human. So, unless he’s possessing Jimmy, I think proper angel!sex is out of the question anyway, and why the hell am I looking so far into this?

I know! THEY’D TAKE IT IN TURNS.

If it ever happened anyway. Which it wouldn’t. God, no. Argh.


24. "Aeris and Dean are in a happy relationship until Dean suddenly runs off with Zack. Aeris, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Vincent and a brief unhappy affair with Angeal, then follows the wise advice of Cloud and finds true love with Castiel." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

“The Fic That Should Never Be Written”

As for readers... Sky, for the mind breakage. Mango, for the laughs. Katy, because I’d beg her to. And, uh, as for writing... Sky and I could probably do I collab but that’d fast get out of hand and possibly out of character. I would try it as well, but I don’t think my brain could take that much crack. Which is saying something.

Plus, the mooses would kill me dead.


....

Okay. All done. It’s safe to look, now, I swear.

You will be pleased to know I am now VERY scarred. Yeek. And also stupidly amused. Bwee~!